A little smile therapy! [Deep Thoughts]

“I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he’s throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.”

– Jack Handy

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  • my fav: like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal hat.

  • or “when i die, i want to go like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. not screaming like the passengers in his car. “

  • sandy says:

    I’m partial to : “Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes”

  • Roger says:

    Tanya, where do you get the Jack Handy quotes? I’d love to get the URL and put a few more on my site.

    They are hilarious.

  • NetChick says:

    LOL… I just love the Jack Handy quotes, too. Here’s the URL:
    [ CLICK HERE ]

  • NetChick says:

    I’m getting *REALLY* annoyed with spam… I’ve already deleted a ton of spam comments yesterday. GRRR… Do these guys really think ANYONE is going to buy their crap this way???

  • Roger says:

    That is why I have chosen to put extraneous information in my email link on my site, although, I gather that wouldn’t do much to stop the postings on this page… interesting though… they know how to autopopulate all the fields correctly.

    What a pain in the ass.

  • shnewt says:

    hey… if they come from the same IP, you can block posters by IP address.
    i was getting spam till i blocked a few addresses. hope this helps.

  • ugh. you gotta block that IP address.

    i am told if you change the name of the comments script to something other than “comments” the spam bots aren’t likely to find it. there is also a hack to prevent it. i get hit a lot too lately.

  • NetChick says:

    Yep… I need to put some of my attention to this little annoyance…

    I’ll put something in place tomorrow. Thanks for the ideas guys!

 
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