On a more personal note today, I’ve been trying to figure out lately why it’s so important to me to live with someone before I ever get re-married again. It’s really something, in my eyes, that is a requirement before I walk down the aisle and spend the rest of my life with someone. But, [...]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s [...]

Oookay. That was weird. I was just standing in the Cafe Artigianos line-up to get my morning cookie, and the woman behind me kept looking expectantly around me with a smile on her face. The second time she did it, I thought well maybe she thinks she knows me so I did a quarter-turn, and [...]

For all those that were missing my Friday Silliness, I bet you’re glad I waited until Monday afternoon to post this one! Unfortunately, this item is sold, however if you contact the buyer perhaps you can get a deal or even share the item. I’m suitably impressed with the documentation that was sold with said [...]

The wind rushing through (what remains of) my hair, the sun shining down on me, and making the day glow, and a large, round peice of wood is loosly being grasped between my fingers. Get your mind out of the gutter — I was in a ‘four’ today, which is a sweep boat for those [...]

Don’t you absolutely go nuts when you take time out of your day to call someone, and they make you feel like shit for not calling sooner? I hate using the phone… At least I hate calling people, because I always get their voicemail, and it never seems like anyone actually picks up the line [...]

Hehehehehehheheheheheh!! I’m loving the new tv, especially watching DVD input. I’m so pleased that the plasma even has a direct computer input so I can have a freekin 42″ monitor for my multimedia centre that Jer and I are building. New toys are soooo much fun! [[place evil grin here]]

I’m in one of those very strange kinda moods. Not a bad mood at all, not edgy nor grumpy… Just strange. I can’t put my finger on it. It’s almost a ‘squirly kind of mood’ — It’s rare that I feel this, well, precocious. I feel like doing something really naughty, just because I can. [...]