Exorcism party at my place!
Well, here’s a good excuse to have a party! Come one, come all, to my place to help drive out the evil spirit from my motorcycle, the Black Beast.
According to historical data about exorcism we’ll need wine, salt, a crucifix, and holy water. Also, relics of some description should be included as well (whatever that means — I don’t have the old front end, so those ‘bones’ aren’t available).
“During the ritual usually salt, representing purity, and wine, representing the blood of Christ, are present. The victim is to hold a crucifix during the rite. The exorcist is encouraged to use holy water and relics, usually pieces of bones from Saints, and recite Biblical scriptures and other prayers.”
I think we should probably include steak and poultry, as offerings to the motorcycle Gods. Perhaps they won’t notice if we eat most of it ourselves?
Who wants to help me perform this ritual, as a last ditch effort to rebuild my faith in my bike? I’m thinking, Saturday, August 20th sounds good. I’ll even buy a BBQ for the occasion, so we have a method to prepare the meat that doesn’t get offered up as a gift to the motorcycle Gods.
Let me know if I should include you in the invite. The date isn’t written in stone (chuckle), so if there’s a better date for everyone, let me know!
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i’ll bring the turkey to be sacrificed or something. i’m assuming that i shouldn’t bring a live one.
Hahahah sounds great! I have no fixed agenda for that weekend, so include me on the invite. I especially like the part about the wine.
What would possess someone to go to an exorsism?!?!?
What’s that old thing from the “Friends” boyfriend bonfire? This sounds similar. I think you need sage, sacremental wine, and the semen of a righteous man. (Look, I was 16, it was funny to me then.)
I’ll bring the wine. Someone else can provide the semen.
DAMN! I wish I was in Canada to go to your party (as I KNOW i would be invited… or maybe not).
Just sell the bitch.
I wonder what Buffy, Willow and Gilles would of done in Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Perhaps a exorcism may not be the right tool? Maybe one of those “curse removers spells” is what you need? …the one where you draw a pentagram around it and invoke ritual chants from the demon world? Something from the pagan mythology text. Mmmmmmm BBQ offerings just might do the trick to the motorcycle Gods though?
You have parts from the original aft end of the bike… grab bar and signals. Could they be used as bones?
Sacrificing cow and chicken parts sounds good though… I’m sure it would help. Maybe some sacremental wine for ‘purification’ purposes as well
I would love to come and de-exorcise your bike…but alas, I will be in Austria!