Tanya's travels
Well, I think it’s high time we all start making up stories about the adventures of our dear netchick while she’s away.
I’ll start.
I think the real reason she’s chose Europe for her holidays was to practice for the Isle of Man TT race for her and the
Black Beast.
She’s been secretly training for it by riding to Whistler every morning on the S2S at 4:30 am every day, this trip was to try it out on the real track.
Alrighty, so that’s my story. What’s yours?
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I think T’s an excommunicated priestess from malta gone back to hold secret services with her followers.
Oh, I heard she went to Malta also! After her Isle of Man race, she went to the islands, to help her followers, who were battling a tribe of Italian savages. Once there, she was captured by the savage Italians, who love blondes. They offered her as sacrifice to the Beast of the island; a very hairy, 25-foot tall Italian ape-man they called King Kongilinguini! The Beast picked up Tanya, and as he grunted, “Amo Blond’e Canadians! Bella! Bellassima!” he stole her away into the jungle.
Ok, Malta doesnt usually have any jungles, but, um, this is a secret, uncharted island nearby.
Her followers were not going to let their priestess stay in the clutches of the Italian beast, so they built a trap a with the world’s biggest pan of lasagna as bait, surrounded by more blondes. Once the scent of the spicy pasta and the perfume of even more women wafted through the jungle and to the Beast’s nose, he was lured into the trap. King Kongilinguini had to decide between his beautiful baby-blue eyed blonde captive and the lasagna. He he couldn’t resist more than one blonde, the lasagna was based on his mama’s recipe, so he fell into the trap. As Tanya slipped away, she was heard to say, with a tone of disgust, “Italian men! Ugh! So grabby!”
She thanked her followers for rescuing her by blessing the island with good fortune, and as rainbows appeared in the sky, she took a jet plane to Stockholm to get away from Italian men as fast as possible.
Little did she know, there was a steamer, also bound for Stockholm, containing a stage show titled, “See the Mighty King Kongilinguini!”….
Preparing to jump into a volcano to save the lives of thousands!
wait a sec. that’s fatal. No, Tanya! DON’T JUMP!