Guest Post: Beer and Boobies and Roommates
Ok – so Tanya has begged me to report on the Burlesque show at the Lamplighter pub last night. Since I can still feel the ill-effects of last night’s debauchery I thought I’d do so now. Needless to say it was a blast. Out of the festivities I have determined that:
(a) I want bigger boobs. or at least boobs that I can plump up and down as required for my pasties.
(b) I want to educate more boys on the benefits of “feminism” or least work to eradicate the negativity associated with the word which apparently still makes some bristle.
(c) That my ass can still bring it on when the going gets tough.
(d) That despite my general overall success with utilizing (c) I am chicken-shit when it comes to picking up hotties in bars.
(e) That I am fortunate enough to have friends that are willing and able to force me beyond my personal boundaries and get over (d) or at least facilitate the above – even if it makes me feel like I’m in grade school.
(f) That being almost 31years of age, 29 year-old boys are now two-years younger than me – whoa!
(g) That T-bone is the greatest dancer on the planet.
(h) That Tanya and her friends are really fun to hang out with!
(i) That boobies are fun.
I think that’s it. Oh and there was a swapping of some phone numbers. So much for my new non-dating resolution. 
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Ooh I want bigger boobies too. Lol funny story… So my roomate goes in to linens n’ things and ends up buying these fake stick on booby things. Guess we now know what the “things” in linens n’ things is!
Yep, boobman, because here at “This Chick’s Life” we’re all about posting boob shots.
Not.
i don’t need to post my boobs to prove anything. this is exactly what i meant about educating male masses about feminist reclamations of the body.
Hey! I’m game as long as I can show mine first!
(Then, well, he wont be interested in seeing any more
)
Great post Lara, it was a very fun night, and yes, T-bone doesn’t dance with his partner, he *melds* with her.
Hey, you guys are all complaining about your boobs. Why dont we have a boob-off! Just post your pics and we can judge!
Hey, don’t knock small boobies — in fact, the smaller ones are better for the awesome twirly thing. Anything larger than a C cup just doesn’t look right when you do the awesome twirly thing.
It’s all in the shoulders.
Thanks for the tips Jen and Donna! I guess I need to start appreciating my little ladies beyond the fact that I can run without a bra and make a trip out to Linen’s and Things!
HA!!! Awesome…
I was all like, what? What is Brigette talking about (I was reading her comment in my mySQL interface while removing some stupid spam attack) Then, I came and read the post, and then, I was all like… Huh? Did I write something last night that I’ve temporarily forgotten about? (Whoof — I had a LOT of beer!)
HAHAHHA! Great post, Lara. Loved it! And, you are right, last night was a total blast. And, you guys are so much fun to hang with. We must do it more often.
ps: Please email me with Deanna’s email address! I have a few people to add to my housewarming!
At first, I assumed this was another MJ post…then I got to the part about wanting bigger boobs and went “HUH?!” *lol*