FRIDAY SILLINESS!
This week, I bring you… The Single Girl’s Marketing Examples:
Thanks for sending this along, Lara!
1. You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, “She’s Fantastic in bed.”
That’s Advertising
3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing
4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I?” and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
That’s Brand Recognition
6. You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That’s a Sales Rep
7. Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you.
That’s Tech Support
8. You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you’re passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!”
That’s Junk Mail
What’s everyone looking forward to, this weekend?
Me? It’s my birthday tomorrow, so I’m really looking forward to seeing everyone at the party tomorrow night… Good times! Looks like we’re going to have an awesome group joining us in the festivities! And, Sunday… I want to go for a nice long walk, after I recover, of course!! 
Have a great weekend, you guys!
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Have a Happy Happy Birthday tomorrow! Hope you get lots of presents and treats!
Cheers,
Patricia
I have a birthday song for you (sung to the original HBD tune)…
May you live a hundred years,
May you drink a hundred beers,
Get plastered, you Bast…
err…
Nevermind.
Have a good one.
Darn, sorry I’m going to miss the party tomorrow night, but I’ll raise a glass to you somewhere over the Atlantic or perhaps in Frankfurt when I arrive.
Tell you what I’m not looking forward too this morning, losing a day as I head to Poland and arriving there at 8pm on Sunday night and having to be at work 12 hours later… sigh.
Happy B-Day T. By the way, your post sums it up–you also need to add pantie remover and a good meal, you’ll have guaranteed sales every time.
Happy birthay Tanya I hope you have a nice day…
Very funny… And happy birthday!