There should be a rule.
Tanya should not be allowed in the office when she hasn’t slept in over 24 hours.
First of all, she’ll refer to herself in the third person, and expect everyone around her to do the same. (huh?)
Also, she starts getting over-friendly with the clients. “Dude!” or “Hey Goodlookin’” becomes commonplace while she takes fairly serious and important calls. Um, duct tape? Anyone, anyone?
Finally, random giggles from the corner escape her otherwise lifeless mouth — Not because there’s anything particularly funny on her screen, oh no. Just because. The world is a damned funny place when one is punch drunk.
Someone, please. Send this chick some sleeping pills, stat.
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Dearest Tanya, what can I say? I totally share your pain
I do the same, when I don’t have enough sleep 
You’re 100% lovable though!
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Trust me. The giggles were sufficient enough, along with the snorting, to make me wonder if a straight jacket was in order.
Get some sleep tonight girl!
Too funny, Lara — I’m seriously in self preservation mode at this point. Great having you there for your first day! Wasn’t it amusing?
Raul, yer a doll…
hey dahlink, maybe we can have a nap together?
(how’s THAT for an invitation!)
i spent 6 hours in bed last night, maybe 2, 3 hours sleeping. and no, the other time was NOT taking care of my marital duties.
i wish you a good afternoon, sprinkling some fairy dust on your blog here to help you get over that PM slump and to get you to that beer-and-TV paradise ASAP
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sleepless nights are terrible, and then I make wacky mistakes at work the next day …and then everyone laughs at me…