Dear Santa:
Dear Santa,
I haven’t written to you in, um, about 30 years, but I thought it was time I did. I hope you will forgive the lack of correspondence from me over the past few years?
I’m writing this year, because you seem to have forgotten to come by my place recently. I know that you have many, many worthy recipients of your love and attention — But, c’mon. Oh, and yes, you were forgiven last year for not making an appearance since I’d sworn off of any Christmas frivolity last year.
But, Santa, it’s time. You need to come through for me, please. I’m not asking much. It’s not like the last time I wrote you, when I asked for an 18-hand chestnut coloured Palomino, a Cabbage Patch Doll, and of course, the much-coveted scratch n’ sniff package of stickers for my stocking stuffer.
No. I think, what I’m asking for this year is pretty simple, actually.
Well, simple if you have an “in” at the bachelor factory, anyhow. I just want a normal, non-cheating, happy, forward-thinking, career-minded, guy under my tree. I know it’ll be easier than my request for that Cabbage Patch doll that you seemingly brought without a second thought, oh so many years ago.
I know you won’t let me down when I wake up on Christmas morning. You’re good like that.
Love ya lots,
Tan.
xoxox
Your turn… What does your letter to Santa include?
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My letter to santa would be that for me to talk and blog more!
Hmmm I think I would like… the exact same thing as you.
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It’s a bit obvious, but I’m asking for a job. Specifically one where I’m not yelled at or forced to be on call all the time.
I’ve never asked Santa for so much.
I already wrote mine, and posted it a few days ago. It was excessively shmoopy. The boy likes it, but I’m kind of thinking of having myself taken out and shot for being so damned sickening.
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Wishing all of you guys get what you wish for this holiday season
@donna — saw your post! awww…
I’m asking the exact same thing but in female form of course.
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