Tomfoolery, sporks, and restraint.
Today was a great day. Or at least, part of it was.
In fact, I was so proud of the fact that I was able to use great restraint when I felt the urge to hunt and gather a ‘spork’ and gouge out both eyes during an incredibly frustrating couple of hours this morning. Great restraint.
Thankfully, my common sense prevailed, and I was able to regain my (inner) composure — (I was told I looked very calm during this particular episode) and come noon, I had a relatively productive workday despite the morning’s tomfoolery.
So, let’s all take a minute to be thankful that no sporks, nor eyes, were harmed… today.
Later on this evening, however, the online dating ritual of logging in to check my missives from what should be somewhat “suitable suitors” had me utterly distressed. You see, for some reason unbeknownst to me, I’m now a magnet for the illiterate, the permanently unemployed (or should that read, “unemployable”?), and elderly pervs who make it a point to share how much they appreciate “eroticism” throughout their poorly conceived profiles.
Are you kidding me? Am I on candid camera? Or perhaps, I’m being pranked somehow?
Good god.
I’ve learned my lesson Lesbian Vampire Killers movie — NOTE TO SELF: When I’ve come off a relatively good afternoon and early evening, don’t spoil my late night by sending myself to bed with nightmares in store of all the wonderful men I have to look forward to in my future.
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Yeah, creepy men are out there!
I’d just like to say that I can’t wait until Friday!
Much love,
R.
PS – you were the inspiration to improve my site to get the conversation going! I’ve FTP’d a few plugins.
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that is two days in a row you have threatened self-harm with a kitchen utensil!
@Raul – Creepy. Good term. Yes… That fits. And, I did see your blog entry! I’m glad I could be a small part of your inspiration! (I’m looking forward to Friday’s shenanigans too!)
@Leeann – hehe. You noticed the theme, did you? No plastic utensils were harmed in the course of the week thus far. We can all rejoice.
Why???
Someone made a titanium spork. Is this like for astronauts or something? Are they doomed to slow motion, limited arm movement and sporks?
http://tingilinde.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/spork.jpg
That’s just crazy.
T, glad you are somewhat cheered up, or at least less likely to attempt tissue removal or appendage severance with common utensils. Good to see that smile!
Tomfollery? Why did you have to attach my name to this? Seriously, it’s always tomfoolery, peeping-tom, tom-boy, etc.
Thanks a lot, Tanya!
hehehe
Just kidding!
Thomas
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